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#IProcrastinateBy tweeting while drinking my coffee. It always takes at least an hour to properly enjoy a coffee. ☕️
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#IProcrastinateBy Tweeting Instead Of Finishing the Last Few Chapters Of My Graphic Novel. �
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A smile can mean a thousand words but it can also hide a thousand problems.
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#IProcrastinateBy singing "Singing In The Rain" in the rain @AFrikkinHashtag https://t.co/qzOq2LoYk7
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#IProcrastinateBy creating spreadsheets when I should be catching Pokemon.
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Keep getting asked by time travelers from the future when "A Long Time Ago, In a Galaxy Far Far Away" is. @Midnight #TimeTravelerProblems
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Go get pizza, and come home to find an orgy of yourselves. Again. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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'@IndieGamerChick @midnight actually he called himself "Calvin Klein" but yeah, so true:))!! Talk about awkward:)) #TimeTravelerProblems'
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The big clock in the city square is wrong #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Exploring the past and present while getting impersonated by Barney Stinson, in the present #TimeTravelerProblems
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Note to all: DON'T COOK A STEAK NEXT TO YOUR RUNNING TIME MACHINE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL COME OUT OF IT! #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems @midnight Coke II wasn't as revolutionary as you remembered
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#TimeTravelerProblems convince trump not to run but then Kanye wins
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You never seem to be able to lose your baggage. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Mediaeval tweet limit of two illuminated characters #TimeTravelerProblems
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Continuously trying to prevent Justin Beiber while accidentally creating Taylor Swift. #TimeTravelerProblems
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I'm worried those little critters might be an endangered species.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause because if he's dumb enough to go away I'm smart enough to let him. #ByeBoo #Next https://t.co/KjET4kaFcE
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#ihatepokemongobecause it leads to an increase in Anti-social behaviours.
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People gave me shit about playing Pokemon before it came out but now everyone is talking about it �#IHatePokemonGoBecause
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause Tired of their constant ?s: Why is the sky blue? Is time even real? Why doesn't my mom love me? Maybe cuz too many ?s
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I don't have an interest in Pokemon or mobile games
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause wanna be free!!!! This is like a jail!!! Pokemons are cops!!! I know what I say!!
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