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@charlesjharper   ·  19 Jun 2015
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#MyDreamDadIs Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty!! @midnight #PointsMe http://t.co/XnHBqxh1UT
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@charlesjharper   ·  19 Jun 2015
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#MyDreamDadIs the McRib because it's come back more times than my real dad. @midnight
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@charlesjharper   ·  25 Jun 2015
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Catch me if you Heineken #AlcoholicMovies
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@charlesjharper   ·  25 Jun 2015
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12 Angry Orchard Men #AlcoholicMovies
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@charlesjharper   ·  25 Jun 2015
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#AlcoholicMovies Crouching Tiger, Hidden Flagon
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@charlesjharper   ·  25 Jun 2015
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Kraken the daVinci code #AlcoholicMovies
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@charlesjharper   ·  25 Jun 2015
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Fight Pub #Alcoholicmovies
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@charlesjharper   ·  27 Jun 2015
5SOS is more popular than our president #ThingsITryToForgetButCant
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@charlesjharper   ·  27 Jun 2015
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@charlesjharper   ·  27 Jun 2015
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@charlesjharper   ·  27 Jun 2015
Caitlyn Jenner looks better than Kris Jenner #ThingsITryToForgetButCant
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@charlesjharper   ·  4 Jul 2015
#UnitedStatesIn3Words God bless America
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@charlesjharper   ·  11 Jul 2015
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Hire a lawyer #WasteAMillionIn3Words
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@charlesjharper   ·  11 Jul 2015
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#WasteAMillionIn3Words "Reputable Charity" Donation CEO Salaries: United way $764K GoodWill $700+K Red Cross $562K
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@charlesjharper   ·  11 Jul 2015
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#WasteAMillionIn3Words Midget Porn Fiesta!
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@charlesjharper   ·  13 Jul 2015
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Cherish what made you friends #5WordMarriageSecret
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@charlesjharper   ·  13 Jul 2015
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#5WordMarriageSecret Keep In-Laws In The Barn. #TheWalkingDead
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@charlesjharper   ·  13 Jul 2015
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#5WordMarriageSecret How Will You Die? Top Causes of Death in the USA http://t.co/fCW9GPdRVw
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@charlesjharper   ·  13 Jul 2015
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Marry an imaginary, dead bloke. #5WordMarriageSecret http://t.co/XNxtNpBk6I
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@charlesjharper   ·  13 Jul 2015
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Before You Marry, Mullet Over #5WordMarriageSecret http://t.co/iPUS5dT2PQ
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@charlesjharper   ·  23 Jul 2015
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@charlesjharper   ·  25 Jul 2015
If I become president, I'll change my haircut #TrumpCampaignSlogans http://t.co/5S1fHAWxNd
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@charlesjharper   ·  1 Aug 2015
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I'm a bad politician #SaidNoOneEver http://t.co/2uusTwBRBC
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@charlesjharper   ·  15 Aug 2015
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The Wall along Mexico #TrumpenASong http://t.co/9i4tjzEQkH
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@charlesjharper   ·  15 Aug 2015
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When a man loves a woman she bleeds #TrumpenASong
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@charlesjharper   ·  16 Aug 2015
Why pay $5 when you can't get this footling for free #BlackPickupLines
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@charlesjharper   ·  16 Aug 2015
Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK. #BlackPickupLines
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@charlesjharper   ·  16 Aug 2015
Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend? #BlackPickupLines
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@charlesjharper   ·  16 Aug 2015
"AYE girl lemme beat it like some cake mix" #BlackPickupLines
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@charlesjharper   ·  16 Aug 2015
"Lemme borrow that number girl" #BlackPickupLines
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