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@charlesjharper   ·  27 Apr 2016
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Dude, Where's My Terrorist Toyota Pickup? #ISISaMovie
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@charlesjharper   ·  27 Apr 2016
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#ISISaMovie Don't tell mom, everybody's dead.
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@charlesjharper   ·  27 Apr 2016
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#ISISaMovie. The Burkafast club
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@charlesjharper   ·  2 May 2016
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo end every phrase started with "who" with "let the dogs out"
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@charlesjharper   ·  2 May 2016
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo deny me anything I want because I am a God damn princess
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@charlesjharper   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay show him this beautiful face ��� https://t.co/2pqBySntrH
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@charlesjharper   ·  30 May 2016
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Tell him girls like guys in Pink and neon clothes. #HowToMakeAManGay
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@charlesjharper   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay force him to be a gay
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@charlesjharper   ·  30 May 2016
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Make him listen to Yanni. He'll suck a dick to make it stop. #HowToMakeAManGay https://t.co/5kq8hlWeJO
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@charlesjharper   ·  30 May 2016
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Insist he attend all baby and bridal showers with you. #HowToMakeAManGay
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@charlesjharper   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay Tell him it will help him pick up more women. Wait? What?
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@charlesjharper   ·  30 May 2016
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@charlesjharper   ·  30 May 2016
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Show him your white girl dance moves. #HowToMakeAManGay https://t.co/YafqEbTV6n
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@charlesjharper   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay Police Officer-You were driving 20mph above the speed limit sir, where's the fire? Me (giggling)-In your eyes gorgeous.
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@charlesjharper   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay Post twenty #MondayMotivation tweets in a row
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@charlesjharper   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay You don't make him gay. You find the part of him that is gay, and make it shine. https://t.co/weLNutd6XL
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they don’t understand my love to hashtag games
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut most of them are already married with at least one child � https://t.co/wvJ8nC3EXk
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut If you eat my food without my permission, you will be stabbed.
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I don’t really want to see their boobs� https://t.co/cXVSlfFuOd
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they're terrorists It won't ruin our friendship anyway https://t.co/BL4WeuzmSL
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they are past-due on their friendship payments! How am I supposed to keep the friend lights on? https://t.co/btohg1QMFX
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they don’t want to be classy https://t.co/dFwmHeBaWu
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they support Trump's wall https://t.co/vRXaQFb2Po
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they make fun of my Twitter addiction and mock me by prefacing everything with 'hashtag.' #OkayItsKindaFunny
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut disagree with their politics. We disagree but still manage to remain civil and respectful of each others opinion.
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they won't help me hide the bodies
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut If they are keeping Reese's or Peanut M&Ms away from me, I may have to rethink some things.
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@charlesjharper   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I'd wouldn't catch a bullet for them, I can't even catch a ball
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