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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship If you feel like you're crushing on someone, crush that crush ASAP
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship Really want to contribute but... Have nothing to say https://t.co/H3gKHTBXoK
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#TwitterCanBeABit into shadowbanning/ghost-banning the wrong ppl (like me)!
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#TwitterCanBeABit like my ageing mother who repeats the same story over and over again
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList go on vacation
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList legalize marijuana everywhere
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Supply Liberals with guns so they can shoot themselves instead of whining about everything.
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I don't like the person I become when I see that my office has confetti cake
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList At every press conference do jazz hands.....only little ones though!
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Convince people that the Hunger Games is a good idea #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1.Grab Pussy 2.Make a typo in a tweet 3.Sanction money for wall 4.Deport Obama https://t.co/ntqK8c8vAr a Hamilton
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Finally, make an honest woman of Vanna White. Pat Sajak is president now, right? #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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1. Don't sob uncontrollably in public 2. Keep Prozac prescription refilled 3. Don't taste his food #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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Masturbate in every room of the White House #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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My dogs lie bored my cats yawn I in "at keyboard" form hand on mouse gently click & tap out web based tasks clients ask for I'm html's whore
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Backslide on all my campaign promises and completely screw everyone over #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList: As president I'd order martial law&evacuate innocents from cities & send in the Marines 2 take a bite outta crime.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Geroge Orwell 1984, activate Double Talk and Double Think
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Alienate 2/3 of the American population by being a total A-hole liar all the time. Check! #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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Start up new business (run by the boys, of course!): Twitter University - Recognizing & Coping with the TRUTH #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList as a President I would play hashtag games the first 100 days..and next 4 years https://t.co/db1prwTOBu
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Cancel SNL, put CNN off the air, piss off the world #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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Stockpile comic books for future crowd pleasing speech ideas #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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