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In all seriousness, if Sessions goes after porno Trump is gonna lose the Anime Nazis once and for all
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The time spent by senators of the president's own party asking about situations where POTUS might misbehave seems abnormally high.
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I don't give a damn what the law says, I'm making my dog my senior advisor.
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If all famous people can constantly criticise Trump for the next four years he'll be too busy ranting on twitter to kill us all.
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Apparently Internet Troll and Spam King @RyanSwaze is in Montreal today. Bounty of $1000 still open to anyone who punches him live streaming
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#TodayIsGoingToBeGreatBecause I choose to not give a fuck what anyone says or does!! It's my life and I live for me..
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I think everyone should read this ESPECIALLY if the title makes you roll your eyes. https://t.co/pbrhqSZ2zj
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[inauguration] Chief Justice: Raise your right hand. Trump: Hail Hydrant. Chief Justice: Excuse me? Trump: I mean Hydra, sorry.
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#WCW to these ladies in a far off land. @thatrebelgirl8 @Bella_Famke @WhatSheSaid_91 @KeshaTedder @Eezeebee101 https://t.co/PnGxM88mD2
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And no, I will not post a work selfie you perverts.
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Trump trumps Watergate, Фильм в одиннадцать.
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Trump: it wasn't about sex, it was about hate & it never happened also & I don't believe it.
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#ImAlwaysForgetting how horrifying the Pediatrician's waiting room can be. @SotallyToberHTs
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#ImAlwaysForgetting my damn passwords. So I put them all in a file in my computer titled "Passwords". Smart, huh? https://t.co/TVPbzhxs02
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#ImAlwaysForgetting that I need to proof read my tweets because there is no edit button https://t.co/evRWNmJazV
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A Karen Of The Month Award. It's like the opposite of the Employee Of The Month Award. #ShouldBeAllowedAtWork
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My children #ShouldBeAllowedAtWork... but only on the days I'm at home, sick
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