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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Show up naked* *Unless you're job is a porn star
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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These bathroom bills are so ridiculous. #IStandWithGavin let's hope the Supreme Court does the right thing next month.
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Talk about fight club
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Tweet out your browser history? #howtoloseyourjob https://t.co/3nFLF4XAhS
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob log on to the website and change the opening hours so you can have a lie in
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Let the customer know that they are not right
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Put vodka in your water bottle. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Take 'Casual Friday' a little too far #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/uxwVGgkC2s
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Anytime a customer asks for their change tell them that we could all use a little change, segue into singing All-Star #howtoloseyourjob
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob scream nooooo every time they ask you to do something https://t.co/2F0ikhOtk9
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Tell, Boss About Your Twitter Handle #HowToLoseYourJob
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob sexting the employer's spouse
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Don't give up your dream and you won't have to WORK, actually #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/LJdChEY7JV
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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3rd base with me is having brunch with my parents
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Sounds like a plan https://t.co/VOrnoKIOns
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Send a mass email that asks 'Which countries do not have an extradition treaty? Asking for a friend.' #HowToLoseYourJob
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Refuse to socialize with your boss and thus becoming their friend.
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Play the #howtoloseyourjob hashtag game at work! Bye, everybody!!
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Teach the children at the daycare curse words only https://t.co/iGX5Jv8S6w
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Keep playing hashtag games instead of working
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Declare it "Speak like a Pirate" month.
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Leave your underwear (with your name tag) in your boss' pocket #HowToLoseYourJob
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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doing your job while others don't #HowToLoseYourJob
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Throw all the clothes on the floor and refuse to clean #HowToLoseYourJob
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Have secret phone calls with Russian officials. #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/ut4IqaWOf6
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Change the fire drill to a Battle Royale / Hunger games event https://t.co/dBHZZV6zFn
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob disagree with SJWs and get doxed
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Replace all capsules in the Nespresso with decaf
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob play hashtag games all day
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@chrixchase   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob tell your boss to fuck off.
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