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Take a child with you, and tell him this is a test on his ability to take care of a child. Leave the alone #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate Find out who she voted for and then start praising the other one.
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Ask them to look after your leather gloves, rope and switchblade while you nip to the toilet. #HowToEscapeADate
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Be up front right away. I tell them I'm looking for a new baby daddy! #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/QiD0Uoswvo
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Re-wash all of the table cutlery with hand sanitizer. #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate Look him dead in the eye and ask "Excuse me, do you happen to have a tampon on you I can barrow?
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Put a baggie of collected toenail clippings on the table next to you, and eye them suspiciously until they leave #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate. Ask if you can just hide a hand in her draw while you are gone.
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#HowToLoseYourJob Get caught with your fingers in the till Get caught Robbing with Dave "The Till" Jennings
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#HowToLoseYourJob play hashtag games with @GiselleEvns instead of working
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