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'@fitzdog1167 @funat1c That looks like life truth'
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I need this skill https://t.co/2X4DHRVp2W
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#BadPlacesToPutAPenis Kim Kardashian
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A dolphins blowhole. It is very dangerous for the dolphin preventing the majestic mammal from being able to breath. #BadPlacesToPutAPenis
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'@kmike772 don't worry we'll repeat it next Sunday!'
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The Adventures of Flush Gordon #CrapperBooks
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20000 Logs Under the Seat #CrapperBooks
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50 shades of shit #CrapperBooks @midnight
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No paper for old men #CrapperBooks @midnight
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#SignsSomeoneIsLying they know how to lie to lie detector
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#SignsSomeoneIsLying if they say "I'm not lying"
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Sorry I forgot about you #SignsSomeoneIsLying
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"We haven't met for ages. We need to see each other more often" #SignsSomeoneIsLying
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I swear on smbd's grave #SignsSomeoneIsLying
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#ReasonIAmDrunk your mommy
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'@GiselleEvns you're single b\c you're drunk'
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#ReasonIAmDrunk Ok look I don't need a reason to be drunk
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#ReasonIAmDrunk there is no difference between Friday night and Sunday morning
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#ReasonIAmDrunk life has no goals, no purpose
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#ReasonIAmDrunk I have no choice�
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#ReasonIAmDrunk Lindsay Lohan is my queen
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