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@chrixmorgan   ·  18 Oct 2015
#ReasonIAmDrunk I wasn't that drunk
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@chrixmorgan   ·  18 Oct 2015
#ReasonIAmDrunk I Am Unstoppable!
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@chrixmorgan   ·  18 Oct 2015
#ReasonIAmDrunk I'm pretty good at drinking
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@chrixmorgan   ·  18 Oct 2015
#ReasonIAmDrunk I'm a pirate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  18 Oct 2015
#ReasonIAmDrunk I like to mix�
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@chrixmorgan   ·  18 Oct 2015
'@AndyHashtagger I am drunk'
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@chrixmorgan   ·  18 Oct 2015
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#ReasonIAmDrunk The booze ain't gonna drink itself... http://t.co/X4TKloLDpV
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Oct 2015
#MonsterUnderMyBedSaid Stop snoring, trying to sleep here
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Oct 2015
I told your cat to piss into your sneakers #MonsterUnderMyBedSaid
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Oct 2015
#MonsterUnderMyBedSaid It's moving to my sexy neighbor, promised to leave her window open every night
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@chrixmorgan   ·  21 Oct 2015
#MaybeOneDayICan stop drinking, but not today https://t.co/ydaCL8Tx52
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@chrixmorgan   ·  23 Oct 2015
Nightmare on actually any street #PutYourExInAMovie
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@chrixmorgan   ·  23 Oct 2015
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@chrixmorgan   ·  23 Oct 2015
#PutYourExInAMovie 10000 things I hate about you
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@chrixmorgan   ·  23 Oct 2015
#FridayFeeling when everything is just fine https://t.co/IgMk2LG5Xh
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@chrixmorgan   ·  23 Oct 2015
#FridayFeeling is all about smiling! https://t.co/gYsKMdFEof
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@chrixmorgan   ·  24 Oct 2015
you caught me using your dildo (as a lightsaber of course) and #NowImInHotWater
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@chrixmorgan   ·  24 Oct 2015
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@chrixmorgan   ·  24 Oct 2015
I went back to the future #NowImInHotWater
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@chrixmorgan   ·  24 Oct 2015
In case of emergency https://t.co/2xUhYXLMMx
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@chrixmorgan   ·  25 Oct 2015
my truck is in the middle of the street #DriveASong https://t.co/V8UkI47p6k
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@chrixmorgan   ·  25 Oct 2015
last Friday Bike #DriveASong
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@chrixmorgan   ·  25 Oct 2015
Baby pls don't touch my car #DriveASong
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@chrixmorgan   ·  25 Oct 2015
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@chrixmorgan   ·  25 Oct 2015
#ModernDeadlySins playing hashtag games
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@chrixmorgan   ·  25 Oct 2015
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@chrixmorgan   ·  25 Oct 2015
#ModernDeadlySins leaving comments
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@chrixmorgan   ·  25 Oct 2015
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Running out of booze. #ModernDeadlySins
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@chrixmorgan   ·  25 Oct 2015
#ModernDeadlySins fitness and yoga
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@chrixmorgan   ·  25 Oct 2015
#ModernDeadlySins taking selfies
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