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@chrixmorgan   ·  29 Apr 2017
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#WhenImStuckInTraffic I watch the clouds dance with the sunrise https://t.co/9zs5U6HP7R
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@chrixmorgan   ·  29 Apr 2017
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I shoulda just called an #uber #WhenImStuckInTraffic
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@chrixmorgan   ·  29 Apr 2017
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I put on a show for the other drivers #WhenImStuckInTraffic https://t.co/ukpIpT0GzF
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@chrixmorgan   ·  1 May 2017
#ThingsNeverToSayAtAFuneral can you play "wake me up before you go go"?
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@chrixmorgan   ·  1 May 2017
#ThingsNeverToSayAtAFuneral he hosts this party like a dead man
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@chrixmorgan   ·  3 May 2017
#HonestTVshows How I met your mother in the bar
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@chrixmorgan   ·  3 May 2017
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@chrixmorgan   ·  3 May 2017
Judge Bitch #HonestTVshows
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 May 2017
#MakeABandWatchTV This is how you remind me how I met your mother
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 May 2017
#MakeABandWatchTV Mean Spice Girls
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 May 2017
#OverheardInThe90s I like big butts and I cannot lie
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 May 2017
#HowIShowAppreciation I eat pussy
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 May 2017
#HowIShowAppreciation I make America great again
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 May 2017
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Dealing with the Crap, so You don't have to is #HowIShowAppreciation https://t.co/srSlmG6KAp
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@chrixmorgan   ·  8 May 2017
Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake #mondaymotivation
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@chrixmorgan   ·  10 May 2017
#IfMomWroteMyTinderBio I'd finally find a girlfriend
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@chrixmorgan   ·  10 May 2017
Al Gore created this rumor #ClimateChangeIn5Words
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 May 2017
#HowToSurviveTwitter no matter what you're tweeting about, anyway somebody'd call you "sexist "
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@chrixmorgan   ·  12 May 2017
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#TitleOfMySadSong I'm always hungry
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@chrixmorgan   ·  12 May 2017
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Me and my broken heart #TitleOfMySadSong
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@chrixmorgan   ·  12 May 2017
#TitleOfMySadSong my pregnant girlfrienf saying it's not my baby https://t.co/pohEXfhlOg
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@chrixmorgan   ·  14 May 2017
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@chrixmorgan   ·  15 May 2017
#MyExKeptMy heart
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@chrixmorgan   ·  15 May 2017
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@chrixmorgan   ·  15 May 2017
#MyExKeptMy socks I don't know the reason
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@chrixmorgan   ·  15 May 2017
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#MyExKeptMy libido
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@chrixmorgan   ·  15 May 2017
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#MyExKeptMy Virginity?
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@chrixmorgan   ·  15 May 2017
#MyExKeptMy mom as a hostage She just wanted to get married ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2017
#MyWorstNightmareIs Hillary as a POTUS
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