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Sweaty people on public transport #WorstThingAboutSummerIs
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All of my friends are out of town #WorstThingAboutSummerIs
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It's too hot for vodka #WorstThingAboutSummerIs
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#PutYourPhoneDownAnd have a drink with me
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#StraightUpNowTellMe do you mind me drinking?
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#IllDoThisWhenPigsFly give up drinking
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#WhatIRegretIn5Words that I'm not gay (it could be easier to pick up girls)
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#INeverGetBoredBecause I have hashtag games
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#INeverGetBoredBecause alcohol
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Congratulating bj from your cousin #RedneckWeddingGifts
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I think Finland is my new homeland ? https://t.co/uRCLJNQlHE
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#LifeWouldBeDifferentIf all the episodes of a TV show would come out simultaneously ? https://t.co/EvDusqax2g
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People smiling #GoodThingsThatAnnoyMe
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Everyone needs a break sometimes https://t.co/luSnC5wAD4
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#IHateToAskBut I gave you $100, remember?
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#IHateToAskBut can you wake me up when September ends?
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#InternationalKissingDay is for girls, #NationalFriedChickenDay is for real men! https://t.co/uHHRRWdBfN
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'@strawbswinger okay, then, kisses are for everyone as well as chicken?'
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'@strawbswinger that would be perfect ?'
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Forest Trump #RichMovies @midnight
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Don't tell mom the president's Trump #RichMovies #@midnight
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#RichMovies Fievel Goes to Dubai @midnight
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