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#SuperheroPresidentialSlogans Vote for Aquaman. Who cares!
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Trump First #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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A chicken in every pot, a solid gold bust of myself in every foyer #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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Obama, you are FIRED! #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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The last trump for America #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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Chris Froome Set to Win Tour de France After Penultimate Stage #sports
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1 year ago we lost one of the greatest comedic and dramatic actors of our time #RobinWilliams http://t.co/fEm9wUV2SX
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Can't sleep.... I can't stop thinking about Weekend!! ������⛅️ #EmojiAWeekend
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I'm gonna send my face to my Snapchat friends #MyDoomsdayPlans
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have a drug party in the street #MyDoomsdayPlans
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You have to have killer plans for the end of the world tomorrow. Do tell #MyDoomsdayPlans
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spend it with my sister, lets get drunk? #MyDoomsdayPlans
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I think... I should keep a paper diary, incase all electronics go kaboom and the zombies could read about me. #MyDoomsdayPlans
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I’m not that good at taking bribes #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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Cause I'm gonna be banker and will make orders to presidents #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I'm niether racist nor sexist #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I cant create such nonsence as Obamacare #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I do care about democracy in our country
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I’m not a superhero #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#MyDeathWillLikelyInvolve black hole
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#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid google me
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#AllWentWrongWhen I drunk-dialed my crush
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#AllWentWrongWhen Obama decided to leave a ‘legacy’
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#AllWentWrongWhen I accidently swallowed wedding ring
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#PackedForATrip I can buy everything I need in Duty Free
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Imagine how fucked we are, If God really exists #PackedForATrip
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