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I #PackedForATrip my new bag and shoes
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ask God for help #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine tweeting about my pre-workout routine
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the diamond replaced with a Slip n Slide #MakeBaseballExciting @midnight
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#AnyOldShit any old shit. Can I have my ⭐️s please? I'll pay you cheap compliments.
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Apparently eating those black Halloween burgers makes your poo green...that'll make shitting on the neighbours lawn a lot more interesting �
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'For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.' [Larry Eisenberg]
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'@lizs_heart @sharpestspoon dammit why did I just do that.� night night��'
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Can. Not. Unsee.* *said in Christopher Walken's voice
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Goodnight Tweeps. Since I have the next two days off, I'll try to be on more and play more games! *crickets* http://t.co/D0n0YFHYHK
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The main ingredient in sushi is apparently fish, which I gather is a sort of aquatic ham. This country is just pleading to be conquered.
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Book Spotlight Through Trials and Towers (Tal'Avern Chronicles Book 3) #IndieLoveAPC http://t.co/WObPYIdh2z
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'@ShutUpAmanda Let me guess Phil Collins, Making models of Lady Gaga out of matchsticks and extreme fishing? Help is there if you want it.'
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