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Do NOT Sell Star Wars!!! (George Lucas Only) #5WordsForAFriend @ShutUpAmanda
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Every time I find a Canadian quarter, I wonder if it used to be Alanis Morissette's
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#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat all my black neighbours moved to Canada
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#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat all republicans r thinking about personal slaves again
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#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat I thought my ex-wife's friends were staking out my house.
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#WorstApologies but you said you didn't care where we went for our anniversary dinner https://t.co/onINNkFV5T
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause I need an excuse to be stoned all the time. It's for my water painting. It enhances the creativity.
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#WorstApologies I'm sorry that I said the @realDonaldTrump campaign couldn't sink any lower. Who knew? https://t.co/d7ZXfGWo0X
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#WorstApologies In all fairness, I was under the influence of Xanax and wine when I said "I do"...So there's that https://t.co/CpGAYXF1Dx
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen the Pope broke it down, ya'll. @WorldOfHashtags @AndyHashtagger @GiselleEvns https://t.co/k8areec1gT
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#ItTurnedAwkward When Leo fell asleep in the dead horse
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#ItTurnedAwkward When I understood we have no protection in America
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The Islamic world has been the victim of terror… #BlackHistoryMonth #ShawnWorldTourPresale #ItTurnedAwkwardWhen https://t.co/2bsrK4ZuoU
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#ItTurnedAwkward When I felt the apathy
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I demonstrated to my previous loves why they should not marry me. Lol. GreatTimes.
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