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#BeneathMySuitOfArmor I'm wearing chainmail, a cotton akelton, and some woolen clothes. It's hot. Please don't send me on a Crusade.
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'@SadlyCatless @HashtagJones1 I've always viewed this as the constant turmoil of Good & Evil in our lives. Perfect timing for this post!!'
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#SorryImEatingPizza while we're having sex I told you I didn't eat nothing on my way over
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"I lobe you," he said, not loving her quite enough to fix the autocorrect.
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Put butter on it. -Motivational tweet.
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#News Don't paint JNU as anti-national: Sitaram Yechury to Rajnath: We have demanded that Kanhaiya be r... https://t.co/WrX1JHZSqI #World
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#AsPresidentIWill legalize pot everywhere and will pay for smoking it
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#AsPresidentIWill make you all millionaires. Then you'll just about be able to afford a loaf of bread if you are lucky.
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#AsPresidentIWill my campaign will sound like "Free beer and boobs" for everybody
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#AsPresidentIWill make colleges and universities free for low income people and make price vary according to income...
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#IAccidentallyDrankDecaf so I wrote a strongly worded letter to Sanka asking them why they exist.
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#MCM to these cool guys! @EirolltheThird @CaseCasefry @_strangerSTEEL @Dr_C_LOS @timvicious @theclobra @realbadger https://t.co/INhcUqDYg3
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#FoundItOddThat people order an expensive meal & then cover it in so much hot sauce they can't taste it.
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#IAccidentallyDrankDecaf #2 US, #3 Canada Top Trending Hashtag 10:30A EST Hashtag Origin: @monday_mayhem @bigmacher @KeshaTedder
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#FoundItOddThat this hot girl kept messaging me until she asked for money and I realized I was being catfished
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Donald Trump's sons love to kill animals and he defends them: https://t.co/fhpEHxvd7m #RallyForCecil #BanTrophyHunting
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If the Woman in Black dates the Men in Black, would that make 50 Shades of Grey? #2TitleMovieSentences @Beehive_Game (3-fer!)
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I think he's at The Apartment on Sunset Boulevard #2titlemoviesentences
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#2TitleMovieSentences About a boy in the striped pajamas @Beehive_Game
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