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Telling myself I’m not that fat #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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#SeaWorld wants to spend $95mill on tanks that will NEVER be big enough. Text PRISON to 73822 http://t.co/726l3cFo2f http://t.co/hVxx4JBhVd
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#MakeBaseballExciting pre script every play and have the players ham it up like pro wrestling
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Our Kale t-shirt is on sale! Get yours here: http://t.co/Wl8w2VMn8A #NationalKaleDay http://t.co/X1iUcL1A96
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Do hunters not think these animals feel pain? Their cries born of anguish, not being dramatic? How can u have no conscience to causing pain?
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Does anyone else wake up every morning in a state of panic before realizing #DustyBaker is NOT our manager? #PerpetualNightmare
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#MakeBaseballExciting release a bull onto the field, at the top of every inning.
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How Keynesians define who's unemployed gets on my nerves.
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Former Reuters Social Media Editor Convicted of Aiding L.A. Times Hack http://t.co/eVnpHorsZ1 via @ktla
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#ScareMeIn3Words I’m pregnant
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I hate dogs #ScareMeIn3Words
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Go to work #ScareMeIn3Words
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Animal abuse rationalization (e.g., "People come first" or "They're JUST animals") #ScareMeIn3Words @Mr_Eichenberg http://t.co/ZbCplhumg3
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