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#FakeTaxFacts if you're GF and or vegan, you're exempt. You've suffered enough.
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#FakeTaxFacts The first single of LL Cool J was called "No Taxation Without Representin'"
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Smearing feces on your tax form will get you a long Caribbean vacation! #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/L8jsx3EIWq
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The newest tax form is the BB-8 It replaces the R2-D-W2 #FakeTaxFacts @HashFakeFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts When a CPA talks about you giving them info necessary to make it better "below the line", they're talking about their belts.
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Candy bars and household plants are deductible as dependants #FakeTaxFacts
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Don't forget to list all your co-dependent relationships when listing dependents. Dating needy guys can earn you a nice refund #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts @BillCosby uses his drugs as a recreational write off.
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If you have the blue tick on twitter taxes are off this year #FakeTaxFacts
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Taxes are the result of a typo. Tax day was meant to celebrate and honor the majestic taxi drivers that serve our country #FakeTaxFacts
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Each one of my dead sperm from 2015 are deductible. IRS owes me several billion dollars and flowers. #FakeTaxFacts
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Because everyone read George Bush Sr's lips there were no new taxes #FakeTaxFacts
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If someone invites you to their immaculate, tidy home and says "sorry about the mess", run. They have killed before and they will kill again
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OCD at its finest, me folding my panties on a Sunday night. Get at me.
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#ILookAtMyLifeAnd I realized I need to make this movie #itsnotwhatitlookslikethemovie #bemydreamteam
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'@JamesCantorPhD @ghostinmarble Oh snap! Cantor has claws! Come on, that was beneath you and you know it.'
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'@JamesCantorPhD @ghostinmarble More stuff to read? I like the once convicted, never release way but I think you know who I sympathize with'
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楽天で買った、決して安い値段ではない財布が2回使って壊れた。一生楽天で買い物しない。今日はついてないねえ
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#IWouldPodcastA nd maybe it won't mean anything but it's at least something to do.
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#ILookAtMyLifeAnd wonder what I been doing with 6 mercedes g wagons & still gonna get two more. #mybrand
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