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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen your uncle showed up & tried to form a London bridge because it reminded him of his days in porno.
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#MorningPeopleAre probably already done soiling their pajamas. I like to take my time.
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A search for Donald Trump on Twitter yields...unexpected results. Cc @nickkroll https://t.co/mzkwPUQNMy
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen the Pope broke it down, ya'll. @WorldOfHashtags @AndyHashtagger @GiselleEvns https://t.co/k8areec1gT
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen a head coach got fired, even though his team had the best record in the Eastern Conference.
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'@bunnyhugger75 @tlcprincess Amy "out of control" is another great one by them. �'
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Mom and Dad's home movies that I found hidden in the closet #RejectedBingeWatching
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So many amazing shows are part of this great #PodernFamily. I want to do my part to get us to our audience! #PodLove https://t.co/0dP3zKdHKe
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#BeneathMySuitOfArmor I'm wearing chainmail, a cotton akelton, and some woolen clothes. It's hot. Please don't send me on a Crusade.
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#SorryImEatingPizza while we're having sex I told you I didn't eat nothing on my way over
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Do you vote on polls with your:
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You’ve got to wonder if #JeremyHunt was only made Health Secretary to destroy the #NHS?!? #JuniorDoctorsStrike
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Take Benefits Fuji Electric PLC Optical Link System with many option configuration system to… https://t.co/fGHaREHjBh
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hmm, I think I’ll have a small snack. *eats an apple, a pack of cookies, a small couch, the whole living room, a Saudi Arabian family of 4*
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Put butter on it. -Motivational tweet.
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Noticed something interesting in the background of this interview on the local news https://t.co/1GuKc2Soyz
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Man skips work for 6 years; no one notices https://t.co/9iga6YTbQQ I was halfway through the article before I realized it wasn't about Obama
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