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You're weird and creepy and lack basic social skills. I want to lick your face.
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#ImProtestingBecause I'm a spoiled brat in college and everyone else is doing it.
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My parents told me I could be anything, so I worked up the courage to be a train wreck. Yeah, even now, they can't look away...
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Be brave and say the simple, sweet things on your mind. #KindnessMatters
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Feed me, fuck me, forget me. I'm easy.
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#ImProtestingBecause I support complete and total anarchy. Until it gets too crazy. Then I'm out. Um...I think I want my laws back.
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#ImStillLookingFor True Love, Romance, and To Be Swept Off My Feet! LOL, Does it Exist?
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Cinnamon tequila tastes like poor life choices.
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#ImStillLookingFor this L for meek mill, I know I put it somewhere....
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No I don't like French kissing. Ab tongue mat karo mujhe!
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Hopes and dreams, but they're all about donuts.
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'@hairoftrump I love your freaking Handel I can't remember when I laughed so hard'
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My kale and broccoli smoothies make all the boys vomit in the yard.
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I'm great at letting things go. *holds balloon string in hand tighter* Him: ...are you going to let it go? YOU LET IT GO!
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My wife is a social butterfly. Me ? I'm in the cocoon stage... waiting for my metamorphosis. Just a hunch, but it may never come.
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This wine tastes like bad decisions with a slight hint of oak and vanilla.
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Thanks but no thanks. Too busy practicing my wax-on/wax-off moves with my breasts.
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#ImProtestingBecause eating delicious , fatty foods made me fat. There should've been a warning label.... Preferably made out of cheese.
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I just want to be able to flip forward a few chapters so I know it's going to be okay again.
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#ImProtestingBecause Im Against picketing but don't know how to show it
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#ImProtestingBecause there are no sasquatch emojis on my phone....or anywhere! @CliffBarackman
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'@ShutUpAmanda okay, just glanced and ended up reading "worst thing that ever happened" I can't even tell you how true that is! brilliant'
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