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She never calls me 50 times a day #ReasonMyMomIsBetter
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Cardboard you've just ate, Chinese it was not. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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Call Meatloaf and tell him you'd do anything for love. Even that. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet http://t.co/tnDErfOXWj
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You're going to meet a beautiful woman ... (When you're married ) #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet Your twitter followers don't count as real friend
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Someone please help me, I am stuck in this fortune cookie factory #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet You've never had erectile dysfunction before, well that's about to change.
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You have a big heart... You should have that checked out. It's pretty bad. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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This cookie had more than just a fortune in it.. see you in 9 months #BadFortuneCookiesToGet @McMannofthepeop
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Are You a Cat or Dog Person? Either Way... Bon Appétit @McMannofthepeop #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet Make sure your will is up to date, time is running out.
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Trying hard only leads to disappointment. Your lucky numbers are: 0, 1, 2 @McMannofthepeop #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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#TypeYourNameWithYourNose IM LORD VOLDEMORT AND I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE.
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too difficult to write from nose @PLZ_4_RT OH....GOD.......Dukey....... #TypeYourNameWithYourNose http://t.co/FkGAe0lkw5
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*sees trend list* #TypeYourNameWithYourNose Me: here comes the voldemort jokes
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Voldemort's Most Hated Hashtag #TypeYourNameWithYourNose ... He is having trouble with this trend :) :( Poor Voldemort :( <3 :)
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I bet voldemorts having trouble with this trend #TypeYourNameWithYourNose
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