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the diamond replaced with a Slip n Slide #MakeBaseballExciting @midnight
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Pedro Martinez throws your grandpa to the ground + theme to Benny Hill. #MakeBaseballExciting @midnight http://t.co/QtJsDY9Tlt
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'@lizs_heart @sharpestspoon dammit why did I just do that.� night night��'
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And here come the vultures: "Intoxicated man" robbed at Clark and Newport. #Wrigleyville #RobTheW #ChicagoScanner
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'@Jarmadillos I just got a job at a store that sells beanies. I get a discount. I'm not even joking.'
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Pretty sad when the most interesting thing to happen in your town was a ufo sighting
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'@ShutUpAmanda Let me guess Phil Collins, Making models of Lady Gaga out of matchsticks and extreme fishing? Help is there if you want it.'
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A complete idiot has apparently hijacked Rupert Murdoch's Twitter account. https://t.co/weETCnEw92
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'@one_ring_77 @midnight oh and we did that with our umbrellas....we couldn't bring those to school either'
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