Back to @tess_snider
All tweets by @tess_snider (page 4 of 35)
Retweet
Not now, depression. It's anxiety's turn.
United States
/ English
Retweet
#InKindergartenILearned that it's way cooler to pull your pants down all the way when using the urinal.
United States
/ English
Retweet
Um, Mexicans use that & butter containers, too, as Tupperware. � https://t.co/nCp5RyTJrr
United States
/ English
Retweet
They are like a dark cave of mysterious wonders. #AFunFactAboutVaginas
United States
/ English
#NotSureYouRealizeThat Kanye West has all chances to become our president
United States
/ English
#IGotNobelPrizeFor watching tv shows
United States
/ English
#IGotNobelPrizeFor drinking coffee
United States
/ English
Retweet
#IGotNobelPrizeFor Punnery. specifically "Not having a device that could make a ringing sound upon their person"
United States
/ English
Retweet
I'm thinking Lewis Hamilton might want to avoid drinking tea with any Russian agents for a while. http://t.co/ggrvMwQVS7
United States
/ English
Retweet
My fantasy football team is so bad, I tied my opponent this week. His name is BYE.
United States
/ English
festive...glowing...shimmering… #ChristmasIn3Words
United States
/ English
this was the best New Year in my life! #MyNewYearStartedWith Mario lol
United States
/ English
Retweet
Cinnamon tequila tastes like poor life choices.
United States
/ English