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Yes, the lady on my shirt is wonderful Debbie Harry https://t.co/6I6s7nhbPB
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#MyNewCatchPhraseIs "if you kids come onto my lawn to catch another fucking pokemon, I'll come out and smash your phones with my hammer!!!"
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To all the Hillary Clinton "I'm with her" people: You should not be with her. She should be with YOU. Hillary is clearly not with you.
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#MyNewCatchPhraseIs "It's no use closing the horse after the gate is bolted." https://t.co/OmF7asVR9E
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#YouMightBeACowardIf you walk away from something amazing just because it gets hard
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#MyNewCatchPhraseIs bi*** better have my Gummy!
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#MyNewCatchPhraseIs "Woah it's 2016 you can't be using labels like __(any noun)__"
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#MyNewCatchPhraseIs If silence is golden, my screams turn to bronze
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The best thing about having know it all children is the time saved explaining.
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Current Mood: When cutting your toenails is like climbing mount everest
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Join me and guests @googlygirl98 @WhoBrannigan & @JaymeMcKenna for another hashtag game Saturday August 13 7am EDT https://t.co/kRPSsMvTap
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Music speaks where words.... Don't speak so much #MyNewCatchPhraseIs #
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#DontTellAnyoneBut it's not really hard to tell @GiselleEvns all your secrets Is it? https://t.co/vfyEUKyUND
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#DontTellAnyoneBut My avi is not really me. I'm actually a famous celebrity.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I'm calling you about a job opportunity and I'm beautiful https://t.co/7wvmKy299Y
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