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#DontTellAnyoneBut eyebrows do matter and yours are terrible and we are all talking about it when you leave
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I'm stuck on you, wo oh who stuck like glue, you and me baby were stuck like glue.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I watch beach volleyball because I like volleyball.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut your mom is straight freak in the bedroom... and Arby's .. and the Sonic parking lot.... OH! and your grandpa's funeral..
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I am not fearful of spiders and bugs! I do not like snakes though!
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#DonttellAnyoneBut I steal my coworker's donuts when he isn't looking. He doesn't share!
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#DontTellAnyoneBut Area 51 was created in 1955 for a single purpose, to test a top secret aircraft project, code-named ‘’Aquatone”
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#DontTellAnyoneBut there sure a lot of women followers who want to show me their bodies
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I only retweet when I Iaugh so much a little pee comes out. Oh and I'm also incontinent. Don't tell anyone that either.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut 3 isn't a crowd. It's only 3 people. It isn't enough to be an actual 'crowd'. #DealWithIt
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I often feel inferior due to unrealistic expectations my own mind sets for me!
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'@DanaGeezus #DontTellAnyoneBut it's hard to maintain a girl dis days...tis why iont stay committed to a long term relationship'
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#DontTellAnyoneBut A pixel is a square of one by one pica. This might change Pokémon forever
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1st Blonde says, #DontTellAnyoneBut Bees scare me." 2nd Blonde says, "don't worry, the whole alphabet scares me." https://t.co/QZNC6E3xVD
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#DontTellAnyoneBut the Princess was in the castle the entire time. Toad is just a jerk. https://t.co/ZGewsF46z8
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I always thought Custard's last stand sounded delicious!
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