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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would be abandoned https://t.co/ClC0g8EgWg
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would get you off @twitter , take away your phone, & send you outside to play. https://t.co/Cn4jfMr3Gf
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd never be afraid of monsters ever again. @WorldOfHashtags https://t.co/wY4E5dRJpy
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then I would be out some parts I'm not willing to part with
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd go 2 the P&C meetings and perve on some milfs
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd beat your pants off in Black Ops CoD matchmaking. Because that's what cool Moms do :-)
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't let you try anything at home...go outside first! https://t.co/Hnjaixw5S8
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would buy you a snake instead of a kitten
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom you would call me by my name to make people thinking I'm your sister https://t.co/uXMqik7X7c
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom my jokes about yo momma would be autobiographical.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would be glad I have such a clever baby
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I guess I'd probably know your dad.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd have a deadbeat dad!
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would call me by my name to make people thinking I'm your sister https://t.co/uXMqik7X7c
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd show off my awesome dance moves for your friends. https://t.co/BoycZHs6Jg
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom you’d have to listen to 80s music #WhatMadeThe80sGreat
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@candeychaney   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would give you lessons concerning sexuality
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would pay someone to be your girlfriend
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would give you lessons concerning sexuality
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@candeychaney   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would buy you a snake instead of a kitten
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I won’t let you voting for Trump
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would prevent you from having so fat ass
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@hellieedwards   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom you would dress like a nun
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would organize a kids fight club https://t.co/yWLYuAae5D
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would know about double standarts https://t.co/jPsChHNWqf
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would dress like a nun
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you’d have to listen to 80s music #WhatMadeThe80sGreat
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd Be So Proud That You Turned Out So Witty! �
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would punish you every time you failed with your new girl
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom you would know about double standarts https://t.co/jPsChHNWqf
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