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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I wanted to get a car on the Mother’s day
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@hellieedwards   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom there would be an everyday competition. If you lose you wash all the dishes
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would correct your grammar in every message
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom ‘When I was your age…’ https://t.co/au8LJRDrCH
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd hate this stupid hash tag game
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd want you to think you were pretty damn lucky!
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@gab1aldana   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom you would know the difference between different kinds of alcohol since you get 10
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't be here. That "birthing process" thing looked really painful. I'm not that stretchy.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't sprinkle when you tinkle, without wiping the seat. (applies to both men and women!)
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
I hate you because God hates you #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/cJ1boNK65q
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would know nothing about how to use computers
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd let you figure some things out on your own, even if it hurt me inside. @WorldOfHashtags https://t.co/LVo4JxxSF6
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@brightandglory   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn’t like the music you listen to
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would tell all your friends that embarrassing story from your childhood
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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'@nollaigkelly @WorldOfHashtags #IfIWereYourMom if I use your middle name, you'd better run off and join the Foreign Legion.'
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't be here. That "birthing process" thing looked really painful. I'm not that stretchy.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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'@nollaigkelly @WorldOfHashtags #IfIWereYourMom if I use your middle name, you'd better run off and join the Foreign Legion.'
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@chesplayschess   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd have the most beautiful, and caring mother in America. Mexico, if I get deported.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom Then i'd be a woman. Well, gotta try everything at least once. =P https://t.co/CBAFvxF9uj
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@chesplayschess   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouln't eat that kitten https://t.co/qv4bP6lDQT
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom you’d be the best kid ever
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@chesplayschess   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would make you better lunch box than that. https://t.co/LdaAD0zN1B
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom it’s gonna be weird
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
I have a gun. And I'm serious. #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/jIV44WbzwN
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@chesplayschess   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, I'd remind you that you're over 30 and single - constantly. https://t.co/ZTjFLSH6mo
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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You'd always be able to come home again #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/IKKploF85t
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@chesplayschess   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd put your annoying kid in a boiling pot with some spices https://t.co/ooRtS1YsEm
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would learn to dance! Happy #MothersDay https://t.co/NC8oJDGjT5
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
I need just one minute #IfIWereYourMom #MothersDay https://t.co/r4qn8cny9j
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom All those unfunny jokes that would be me https://t.co/RxKiz4r3Sn
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