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@wayne_drake_   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom all your school dioramas would kick ass
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@wayne_drake_   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would make you better lunch box than that. https://t.co/LdaAD0zN1B
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@wayne_drake_   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't know how strong I am until you make me angry. Just ask your Dad who's still pinned under the piano.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd tell you to wait till your dad gets home!
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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I wouldn't smoke a lot to make you born normal… Sorry for your autism #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/CSooPP5cG3
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd better make a breakfast yourself https://t.co/PA079bkuWm
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd treat you to respect woman more... https://t.co/aFWhirnYsB
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I think about a tattoo my child would have no idea he has https://t.co/UpoQxdzRpI
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
Listen Donald, if you say out loud CHINA few times you'll become better than China is. #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/PbYYaI0J1P
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would cook you breakfast for dinner with absolutely no ulterior motives. https://t.co/OHqfqgLRNE
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@riogithief   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd have a lot of things to teach you https://t.co/TVxg66NJ9t
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@riogithief   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd attend Harvard or Yale.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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'@TheNotoriousMMA #IfIWereYourMom I would tell you to go and play nice wit @danawhite . He a good friend to you. #ufc https://t.co/SePMOWxJ8E'
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't be a disgusting litter bug ��
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@riogithief   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom breast-feeding would have been... Problematic.
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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'@TheNotoriousMMA #IfIWereYourMom I would tell you to go and play nice wit @danawhite . He a good friend to you. #ufc https://t.co/SePMOWxJ8E'
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I’d exchange you on new lipstick
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@riogithief   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I won’t let you listen to Bieber
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd advise you to stay away from the bad boys. https://t.co/LoYmHNOjn0
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't be on that internet all the time
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@riogithief   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would make you better lunch box than that. https://t.co/LdaAD0zN1B
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd tell you to go out and get a job. You're 7 and lazy
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd better be more independent https://t.co/QXurZQoG38
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@riogithief   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't give you my skinny jeans, son https://t.co/3CdYABugZ2
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would dress like a nun
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@riogithief   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't know how strong I am until you make me angry. Just ask your Dad who's still pinned under the piano.
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would organize a kids fight club https://t.co/yWLYuAae5D
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
My style! have a nice day! #IfIWereYourMom #MothersDay https://t.co/DICDHLpASy
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@riogithief   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd know when time to grow up has come https://t.co/u1PB0xR3PW
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@riogithief   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd Sue! �
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