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#IfIWereYourMom you never would have been born . Bcz I would be a full fledged lesbian
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#IfIWereYourMom I would teach you how to read & make an announcement correctly https://t.co/MBmyghpTWF
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#IfIWereYourMom I would tell you the truth. OJ is your real dad & you will always be a Kardashian. https://t.co/aKsYxYF9da
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#IfIWereYourMom I would tell you the truth. OJ is your real dad & you will always be a Kardashian. https://t.co/aKsYxYF9da
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't know which bathroom to use in North Carolina.
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#IfIWereYourMom until you are 18 you clean up all the mess in the house. After – you can leave and live alone
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#IfIWereYourMom I would make a pic of aliens giving you to me and hide it somewhere at home so that you would find it and wait...
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#IfIWereYourMom you would learn how to cook since you got 8. and I would make this face in our family https://t.co/JAKTpevL0Z
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I wouldn't smoke a lot to make you born normal… Sorry for your autism #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/CSooPP5cG3
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#IfIWereYourMom I will check on you each details what the heck you are doing!
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd beat your pants off in Black Ops CoD matchmaking. Because that's what cool Moms do :-)
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It happened just once! Why do you always remind me ��� #IfIWereYourMom #MothersDay https://t.co/EWv1iFOdyy
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#IfIWereYourMom you would call me by my name to make people thinking I'm your sister https://t.co/uXMqik7X7c
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