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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd be lucky if I was 3% as cool as my Mom is...
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would let you do whatever you want but pretend you’re not my kid in case of other people complains �
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would implant you a GPS tracker
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
This is very bad. I hate my son but this doesn't mean I'm gonna burn him. #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/lvNNidXuIh
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@brianwarning   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't forget your present for the previous #MothersDay https://t.co/PjL1HPPMnW
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@brianwarning   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would make you better lunch box than that. https://t.co/LdaAD0zN1B
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@brianwarning   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd attend Harvard or Yale.
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@brianwarning   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd have a lot of things to teach you https://t.co/TVxg66NJ9t
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIwereyourmom you'd stop acting like Hillary is somehow entitled to be president
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
Today all nuggets are mine #MothersDay #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/zOQvzvbdLK
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@brianwarning   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom God dammit! You are playing your computer again! Go and walk outside and let your mom play
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@brianwarning   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd have returned you before I'd took the tags off
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would instagram your every move
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom ‘you are not going in this anywhere’ ☝️ https://t.co/bTK0LGqtFu
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom until you are 18 you clean up all the mess in the house. After – you can leave and live alone
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@brianwarning   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would have put you up for adoption when you were 3
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd never watch TV cause news will never teach you how to live
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@brianwarning   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would choose your prom dress https://t.co/iBtLYfGNCb
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom i'll be the one to teach you how to drive. Fast.
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd get married at 17 https://t.co/jeVAmMnAdE
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@brianwarning   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't tell anyone
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
Yes, it's my bed time #IfIWereYourMom #MothersDay https://t.co/6lemVpL924
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't be on that internet all the time
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd tell you to go out and get a job. You're 7 and lazy
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would organize a kids fight club https://t.co/yWLYuAae5D
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, I'd ask you to shake what I gave ya.
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would punish you every time you failed with your new girl
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you’d have to listen to 80s music #WhatMadeThe80sGreat
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't let you try anything at home...go outside first! https://t.co/Hnjaixw5S8
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would learn how to cook since you got 8. and I would make this face in our family https://t.co/JAKTpevL0Z
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