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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would buy you a snake instead of a kitten
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd be a cool mom https://t.co/kSG6OnGBG5
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@riogithief   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom Bill Murray I would appreciate it and make selfies everyday � https://t.co/vj31dXwaHY
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then you would have as many mommy issues as I have
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd Be So Proud That You Turned Out So Witty! �
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom we'd both need a lot more therapy
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@riogithief   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you never would have been born . Bcz I would be a full fledged lesbian
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd kick your ass... https://t.co/aQHUUaDR3u
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom There'd be no celebration For you would be dead. #haiku #senryu
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd kick your ass... https://t.co/aQHUUaDR3u
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you’d have to listen to 80s music #WhatMadeThe80sGreat
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would know about double standarts https://t.co/jPsChHNWqf
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd be fucking myself.
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I won’t let you voting for Trump
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd show off my awesome dance moves for your friends. https://t.co/BoycZHs6Jg
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would slap you so hard for being such a douchebag #MothersDay https://t.co/X92kjwijwE
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#ifiwereyourmom I'll teach you how to trap a man like I traped your father :)
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would call me by my name to make people thinking I'm your sister https://t.co/uXMqik7X7c
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
NO MORE BUN! You're fat without this #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/HEHP2Ry3LU
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@dominicvalent   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would pay someone to be your girlfriend
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@c__wells   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd know when time to grow up has come https://t.co/u1PB0xR3PW
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn’t let you run for president unless you stop lying https://t.co/up6hYm7kle
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd help you to choose a country https://t.co/eBiP8vT1kx
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
this is my ideal of son #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/fc8EAH6NTt
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd teach you a lot of things https://t.co/YcfPBeXmaJ
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@c__wells   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't give you my skinny jeans, son https://t.co/3CdYABugZ2
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom we would both be seriously confused.
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom Id still tell you that youre the mailmans kid. #happymothersday
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd be lucky if I was 3% as cool as my Mom is...
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would teach you how amazing @Cher is... https://t.co/5akzIjT42u
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