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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my kid wouldn't be paranoid about going blind.
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@jmscoxxx   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie You'd say I'm rude. And I'd tell you to fuck off
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@jmscoxxx   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't have to use a giant 'sarcasm' sign every time I tell the truth. Ironic, isn't it?
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@booth_prince   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie then there would be no friends with benefits
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@dominicvalent   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie Jiminy Cricket would be out of a job. And possibly homeless. Who would want that? https://t.co/lZbQTXyhW1
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@danageezus   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my kid wouldn't be paranoid about going blind.
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@kathiemrr   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie you wouldn't be smiling.
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@jmscoxxx   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd assume your breath is a secret government project of a secret chemical weapon
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@jmscoxxx   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my life would seem so dull to the outside world
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@jmscoxxx   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie then I wouldn't say Have A Nice Day anymore, but Fuck Off and Rot, Fuckers.
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@kathiemrr   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd have an empty Tinder profile
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@jmscoxxx   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I would just hire surrogates
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@dannythehappies   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my kids would never eat their veggies: how the hell are green peas good for your health? https://t.co/OnVdNkYnag
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@dannythehappies   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't ask for that piece of toast https://t.co/bUlTdC61Cx
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@jmscoxxx   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd ask if your parents are happy with what they've created
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@kathiemrr   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I would tell my parents I'm an idiot https://t.co/eWlBt1l1GT
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@kathiemrr   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I could never say "I'm almost there" when barely leaving my place
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@kathiemrr   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't have this awesome throne https://t.co/CQuLI33NXS
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@dannythehappies   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my boss would be pissed https://t.co/12SF2HI1G7
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@kathiemrr   ·  7 Sep 2016
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Let's say your nose does grow when you lie. #IfICouldntLie would I have no nose? https://t.co/7qv4MRTCyh
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@jmscoxxx   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie life would be a nightmare. To all those who'd be unhappy to be around
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@dannythehappies   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I could not work in advertising https://t.co/TxzmQz4k9X
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@booth_prince   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd stop pretending I know what some long word means during a convo and nodding my head like 'I couldn't agree more!' :-)
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@danageezus   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie I'd be beheaded in North Korea
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@kathiemrr   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd cry like a baby every time accidentally hurting myself instead of saying "I got it. I'm fine" https://t.co/rOnlpCIELH
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@booth_prince   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my kid wouldn't be paranoid about going blind.
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@dannythehappies   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I probably be in a insane asylum
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@danageezus   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie I'd admit that I really love Honey Boo-Boo, not just for fun
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@jmscoxxx   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my kid wouldn't be paranoid about going blind.
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@kathiemrr   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I would never be able to partake in these hashtag games, and then what fun would life be?!
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