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#IfICouldntLie I'd stop pretending I know what some long word means during a convo and nodding my head like 'I couldn't agree more!' :-)
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#IfICouldntLie I'd have to tell people what I really think of them to their face. Hey, I already do that.
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#IfICouldntLie my son would know his � didn't really go to live with his friends in the sea �
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#IfICouldntLie, I couldn't TALK! Or email, text, type, tweet, Facebook, snapchat, think, dream, or emote! #MizSpeaks
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that I'm allergic to your shitty cooking, not peanuts
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#IfICouldntLie my son would know his � didn't really go to live with his friends in the sea �
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#IfICouldntLie I would go see a physician, because it's clearly a sympthom of a brain damage
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#IfICouldntLie you would actually know when I got your text and decided not to answer you https://t.co/8SQiZizvvs
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't have to use a giant 'sarcasm' sign every time I tell the truth. Ironic, isn't it?
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#IfICouldntLie I couldn't have kept it secret anymore: I stole your dog. He is great and you're an asshole https://t.co/I7jtQudqaZ
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#IfICouldntLie I would tell you that most of the pastors today are wolves in sheep's clothing. They con everyone they deal with.
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#IfICouldntLie your mum wouldn't believe I'm really glad to see her in our house https://t.co/uVzkSjZ1SH
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#IfICouldntLie I'd have to be honest about my weight and golf score, both require a comma. F-That!!
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#IfICouldntLie I would have to actually read all the terms and conditions before actually updating iTunes https://t.co/jCou6ppKOi
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#IfICouldntLie could I still cheat and steal? I think I have a future in public office.
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that it's not the jeans that make you look fat. it's a mix of genetics and gluttony.
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#IfICouldntLie I'd admit that I really love Honey Boo-Boo, not just for fun
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