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#IfICouldntLie my life would be less fun. Not that I like often but the ability to keeps things interesting!
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#IfICouldntLie I would have to agree to hang out with friends when all I want is to stay on my couch forever https://t.co/yEYtLi875u
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#IfICouldntLie I would be fired from tech support. Need to lie to make users feel special.
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#IfICouldntLie You wouldn't be sure #iPhone7 is the most important thing you need to buy in 2016 https://t.co/dtYgnSFzIV
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#IfICouldntLie I would ruin my reputation on being, The Prince of Lies. Oh, the woes...
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#IfICouldntLie your mum wouldn't believe I'm really glad to see her in our house https://t.co/uVzkSjZ1SH
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#IfICouldntLie I'd rump ruffle even more whiny SJW twats than I do now
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#IfICouldntLie you would actually know when I got your text and decided not to answer you https://t.co/8SQiZizvvs
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that it's not the jeans that make you look fat. it's a mix of genetics and gluttony.
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that when I say "u have a unique fashion sense." I mean,praise jesus that few r nuts enough to dress like THAT
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#IfICouldntLie I'd put my work and personal relationships at risk by telling people how I really feel
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#IfICouldntLie Jiminy Cricket would be out of a job. And possibly homeless. Who would want that? https://t.co/lZbQTXyhW1
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So much to do, so little motivation to do it. #amwriting #momlife #writerslife #parenting #comedy #WednesdayWisdom #IfICouldntLie
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#IfICouldntLie my life would be like playing hopscotch through a mine field
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#IfICouldntLie I would share that being natural is the devil no matter the season.
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#IfICouldntLie you would know that I am overjoyed to see #Mister next week but I'm going to play it cool.
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#IfICouldntLie could I still cheat and steal? I think I have a future in public office.
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