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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd really be playing with myself.
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@booth_prince   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble I wouldn't have to fake headaches anymore
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I guess one has got to be lazy
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@booth_prince   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd really be playing with myself.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would double team your mom.
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd be answering your calls. You're so annoying
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd definitely look much better than her
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd go on first tinder dates
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he'd be able to handle all of my adoring fans for me... https://t.co/sFeQc7dUwi
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@booth_prince   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble there would be no need for tomorrow
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@booth_prince   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I wouldn't bother looking in the mirror
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble they'll be going to the #DMV https://t.co/OAdztt8lLh
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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He would be sexy and i would know it #IfIHadABodyDouble
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
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He would be sexy and i would know it #IfIHadABodyDouble
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd be answering your calls. You're so annoying
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble Some poor woman would experience the Awkward Threesome of Death
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd go on first tinder dates
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he wouldn't be shy like me. I would have him go up to the most gorgeous woman in the room and ask her out.
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble Some poor woman would experience the Awkward Threesome of Death
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd have him tell loved ones what I really think about them. Then let him endure the resultant abuse on my behalf.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he'd be my emergency backup on blind dates.
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he'd be my emergency backup on blind dates.
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@booth_prince   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd do more things I couldn't do
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble she would be my organ donor
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would finally be able to properly utilize "I know you are but what am I?"
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble It would always be in trouble.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would move to California & leave the other one here to take care of my dad. #torn #westcoast
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he'd probably get laid more than I do. Sigh.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble..I wonder what she would do with her hair. If she puts on a dress, we're done.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could finally take a picture of my own ass.
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