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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble, it'd most likely be a 14 year old girl, because I'm built like one.
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd do whatever I say while I'd Netflix and chill
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we would have to wear funny hats so the people could tell us from each other
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would sleep in & my days wouldn't start until Lunch time.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd go vote for me in November, cause I'm not thrilled about it
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I wouldn't look stupid when reenacting Napoleon Dynamite in blackface.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd just stay at home all day
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd never make the same mistake twice.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd have to control her and not let her eat after 6 p.m.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would frame him for the murders I....I mean my other body double committed.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd like to Make Extra Just in Case https://t.co/GKiNzApLGA
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble the original me would be far better looking
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we'd be able to prank @eriley1970 twice as often.
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would stay original anyways, cause there can only be one me
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd probably never leave my room again
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble him also won't be funny
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd finally have some sleep
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble Well, first of all, I'd have to find somebody that would be able to even remotely come close to matching my personality
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd have him move to Australia
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble my landlord would probably double my rent.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd do the lazing https://t.co/OQwdVuIEsW
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could form the best tag team ever #wrestling #tagtitles
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble the guy who owns the Wendy's in my neighborhood could buy a boat
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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I don't really have a funny joke for this, I just wanted to use the #. #IfIHadABodyDouble
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd do whatever I say while I'd Netflix and chill
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd let the other me tweet while I'm asleep.
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble it would have to exercise away all of my bad food choices.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we would repeat all the sentences twice.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd stay at home all day long
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble people would never know if the real me is alive or not. That's sad. Better never have a body double
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