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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd keep him in the closet just waiting for an excuse to use him that would never come :^(
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would have some awesome days fishing while my double worked
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he'd go to all the birthday parties we are invited to
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd move to New Zealand and live in the Shire, weeee
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we can get drunk and sing Tiny Dance. #AnytimeIHear Tiny Dancer I can't help but sing along.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd put him in a coma for nine years, then force him to start my military nation while I stayed out of the public eye.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he would never get to meet my gf just to avoid losing him
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#IfIHadABodyDouble poor bastard, it's bad enough one of us looks like this
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If I had a body double, I'd be just like Hilary Clinton! Wait, is that good or bad? #IfIHadABodyDouble
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#IfIHadABodyDouble mine would be a master chef, a massage therapist and the freaking laundry fairy �
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#IfIHadABodyDouble my wife would think she had 6x kids (own 2 kids plus myself and Mr. Double. My wife counts me as 2x kids- she says that)
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she's doing the chores and I'm doing the whores. . . . I'll see myself out.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble My other body double would suspect I have another body double
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd be brainy and she would be not as smart or as beautiful https://t.co/hHNk6iessg
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we would sit at home on Friday nights and eat cookie dough and share our feelings and watch the Notebook and paint our na
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd call it Sally and let it live at my place as a pet
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I hope her sense of humor would be as sick as mine
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#IfIHadABodyDouble then dating would be less awkward cause I'm tired of takin myself to dinner and talking to myself.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we'd be watching Netflix all day long and our third one would work
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd fake death. Didn't even have to think about it
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#IfIHadABodyDouble maybe we could take turns pretending to be happy when we're not? � https://t.co/CTZGmeJPnx
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