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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble She would have a way smaller ass, a cleaner mouth and she'd grow a pair
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@chrixmorgan   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd make it play these @TheHashtagGame for me
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd finally have someone to kill me
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@claudia42kern   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could create alibi's at will and go on a crime spree that would leave Al Capone feeling trivial.
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
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I would switch places with them constantly. #IfIHadABodyDouble https://t.co/bpJ7RrsJPi
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@claudia42kern   ·  14 Sep 2016
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I wouldn't need to impress anyone. #IfIHadABodyDouble
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble I hope her sense of humor would be as sick as mine
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble it'd probably be David Paymer, as I've already body-doubled him... @iGhostWhisperer https://t.co/VX9pU6KPVG
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd be Honey boo-boo and she'd be my Mother June https://t.co/3DR98jMWka
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@booth_prince   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd finally have someone to fuck
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@dominicvalent   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble people would never know if the real me is alive or not. That's sad. Better never have a body double
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
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Do you think I would be at work right now? #IfIHadABodyDouble https://t.co/yZ964JWguD
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd never be able to find any of my clothes
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@adrienne_gg   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd ask for a third person so we can exclude them from our double club on purpose. "No triples allowed"
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd be fucked up
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@dominicvalent   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble She would have a way smaller ass, a cleaner mouth and she'd grow a pair
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble We would become besties at camp and freak out our parents #truestory
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@claudia42kern   ·  14 Sep 2016
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Social life. Work life. #IfIHadABodyDouble
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble we'd start a girls band
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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Do you think I would be at work right now? #IfIHadABodyDouble https://t.co/yZ964JWguD
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@booth_prince   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd make that �� B do all the working out..Pft and driving! Thanks gurl. �
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble mine would be a master chef, a massage therapist and the freaking laundry fairy �
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@dominicvalent   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd stay at home all day long
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd name him @BRIAN_SCOLARO or @mrseanpatton Then the two of us would be ankle deep in pussy cuz UHTWINNNZZZZZZZ!!!!
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble , I'd have to hide my liquor cabinet key.
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@dominicvalent   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd let the other me tweet while I'm asleep.
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would stay original anyways, cause there can only be one me
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@dominicvalent   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd write the other one of me off as a tax deduction. https://t.co/sveWcANZwb
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd make that �� B do all the working out..Pft and driving! Thanks gurl. �
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we'd be perfect partners in crime
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