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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we'd be watching Netflix all day long and our third one would work
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@booth_prince   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd always smack "my" butt and say, "Hey, fella, lookin' sharp."
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd fake my death. TWICE!
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@claudia42kern   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I did never have to go shoe shopping again. https://t.co/GbzgwF8ZUv
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble my wife will smack me twice as much
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I wouldn't have been broke, divorced, and an alcoholic by 43
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd ask for a third person so we can exclude them from our double club on purpose. "No triples allowed"
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I did never have to go shoe shopping again. https://t.co/GbzgwF8ZUv
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble they would have to be much more bigger than me. The copy can't look better than the original.
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he'd finish all the projects I start.
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@cascaseyp   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd never be able to find any of my clothes
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@cascaseyp   ·  14 Sep 2016
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Our hashtag today is #IfIHadABodyDouble What would you do? Tell @GiselleEvns about it https://t.co/EabbFFWrq0
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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Part of my body is already doubled, I have double chins all the way down to my stomach #IfIHadABodyDouble
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@cascaseyp   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble We would become besties at camp and freak out our parents #truestory
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@claudia42kern   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could win my Nobel prize in physics twice as fast. https://t.co/GfQxU4bST6
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@cascaseyp   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble , I'd have to hide my liquor cabinet key.
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
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Part of my body is already doubled, I have double chins all the way down to my stomach #IfIHadABodyDouble
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble my bf's parents would never meet the real me
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd be using the Internet and reading your funniest tweets aloud (all two of them)
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@calebpaar   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble He too would be off-putting, sarcastic and proud
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could blame the dick pics I've been sending to everyone on them
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@booth_prince   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble there would be 2 sets of disappointed parents
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@cascaseyp   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd move to New Zealand and live in the Shire, weeee
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble "sorry I didn't receive your message" oh, it'd be awesome
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd be using the Internet and reading your funniest tweets aloud (all two of them)
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@cascaseyp   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble they would have to be much more bigger than me. The copy can't look better than the original.
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@cascaseyp   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd fake my death. TWICE!
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@claudia42kern   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd be brainy and she would be not as smart or as beautiful https://t.co/hHNk6iessg
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could blame the dick pics I've been sending to everyone on them
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@cascaseyp   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble then I'd have two bodies to hate. https://t.co/o5sqvZpD3c
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