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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd call it Sally and let it live at my place as a pet
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we can get drunk and sing Tiny Dance. #AnytimeIHear Tiny Dancer I can't help but sing along.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd ask for a third person so we can exclude them from our double club on purpose. "No triples allowed"
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we'd be able to prank @eriley1970 twice as often.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble Well, first of all, I'd have to find somebody that would be able to even remotely come close to matching my personality
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#IfIHadABodyDouble they would have to be much more bigger than me. The copy can't look better than the original.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd move to New Zealand and live in the Shire, weeee
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#IfIHadABodyDouble the guy who owns the Wendy's in my neighborhood could buy a boat
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd go vote for me in November, cause I'm not thrilled about it
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we'd have tons of fancy clothes and shoes I already love her
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd ask for a third person so we can exclude them from our double club on purpose. "No triples allowed"
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#IfIHadABodyDouble Well, first of all, I'd have to find somebody that would be able to even remotely come close to matching my personality
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#IfIHadABodyDouble She would have a way smaller ass, a cleaner mouth and she'd grow a pair
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#IfIHadABodyDouble, it'd most likely be a 14 year old girl, because I'm built like one.
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