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@hellieedwards   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he would never get to meet my gf just to avoid losing him
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@notritahart   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he would never get to meet my gf just to avoid losing him
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@hellieedwards   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd fake death. Didn't even have to think about it
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@notritahart   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble the original me would be far better looking
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@hellieedwards   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble the original me would be far better looking
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@hellieedwards   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would have some awesome days fishing while my double worked
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@hellieedwards   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble my wife would think she had 6x kids (own 2 kids plus myself and Mr. Double. My wife counts me as 2x kids- she says that)
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@notritahart   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would stay original anyways, cause there can only be one me
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@notritahart   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd move to New Zealand and live in the Shire, weeee
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@notritahart   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd fake death. Didn't even have to think about it
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@notritahart   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd finally have some sleep
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@hellieedwards   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble it would have to exercise away all of my bad food choices.
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@hellieedwards   ·  14 Sep 2016
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I don't really have a funny joke for this, I just wanted to use the #. #IfIHadABodyDouble
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble then I'd have two bodies to hate. https://t.co/o5sqvZpD3c
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble my to-do list would look like this https://t.co/EBWjqKP0So
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd never be able to find any of my clothes
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd be Honey boo-boo and she'd be my Mother June https://t.co/3DR98jMWka
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  14 Sep 2016
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If I had a body double, I'd be just like Hilary Clinton! Wait, is that good or bad? #IfIHadABodyDouble
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd keep him in the closet just waiting for an excuse to use him that would never come :^(
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble then dating would be less awkward cause I'm tired of takin myself to dinner and talking to myself.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he'd finish all the projects I start.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble they would have to be much more bigger than me. The copy can't look better than the original.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble my wife will smack me twice as much
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd call it Sally and let it live at my place as a pet
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would kick my own ass
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd go vote for me in November, cause I'm not thrilled about it
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble strip solitaire would be twice as fun
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd stay at home all day long
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble my car would get double the beating https://t.co/VuacslTQna
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble people would never know if the real me is alive or not. That's sad. Better never have a body double
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