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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble people would never know if the real me is alive or not. That's sad. Better never have a body double
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd stay at home all day long
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble mine would be a master chef, a massage therapist and the freaking laundry fairy �
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she'd do whatever I say while I'd Netflix and chill
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would sleep in & my days wouldn't start until Lunch time.
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd let the other me tweet while I'm asleep.
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble last time my family met the original me would be before I met my body double
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we'd still avoid sunlight. #redheadproblems
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd be fucked up
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd write the other one of me off as a tax deduction. https://t.co/sveWcANZwb
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble people would never know if the real me is alive or not. That's sad. Better never have a body double
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could form the best tag team ever #wrestling #tagtitles
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I wouldn't look stupid when reenacting Napoleon Dynamite in blackface.
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd move to New Zealand and live in the Shire, weeee
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would stay original anyways, cause there can only be one me
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd fake death. Didn't even have to think about it
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he'd go to all the birthday parties we are invited to
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd never make the same mistake twice.
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would stay original anyways, cause there can only be one me
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he would never get to meet my gf just to avoid losing him
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would have some awesome days fishing while my double worked
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd move to New Zealand and live in the Shire, weeee
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd have him move to Australia
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd finally have some sleep
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@amandavgreen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble it would have to exercise away all of my bad food choices.
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would have some awesome days fishing while my double worked
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could form the best tag team ever #wrestling #tagtitles
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd fake death. Didn't even have to think about it
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@kathiemrr   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he'd go to all the birthday parties we are invited to
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@hellieedwards   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would kick my own ass
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