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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd tell them they had me mixed up with someone else. @RoesRage @HashtagRoundup @VeldLot @geoffreyclark33 @tlcprincess
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It'd be pretty unremarkable until they met my wife, then it would be.... #IfMyFriendsSawMeNow https://t.co/9GYVu4AFwu
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they'd be shocked that I am actually awake and sober
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow Which could happen, because I totally have friends. They are from Canada and you probably wouldn't know them.
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd return my Harry Potter invisibility cloak for a full refund
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd downplay my success so they wouldn't get jealous @RoesRage @HashtagRoundup @VeldLot @geoffreyclark33 @tlcprincess
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they'd ask me why I'm never on Facebook anymore and then I'd laugh hysterically and tell them to get out
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd be pissed. I put alot of work into avoiding them.
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd ask them what they were doing up at 4:04AM @RoesRage @HashtagRoundup @VeldLot @geoffreyclark33 @tlcprincess
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Have you been standing in manure, when did you have a growth spurt? #IfMyFriendsSawMeNow
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow maybe they'd regret acting like dicks in High School.
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they would probably ask when I became such an animal lover. For the record, it was after I met my wife. https://t.co/JkX0zIlOzy
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow now being early saturday morning, right out the bed - they would not compliment my hairstyle
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow They'd say how about organizing a school reunion.
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I would hope that I remember their names...
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow They'd say "Yes, I would like fries with that"
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd put on an accent and pretend to be my long lost San Escobarian twin brother ��
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow then I did a shitty job on my camouflage
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow Which could happen, because I totally have friends. They are from Canada and you probably wouldn't know them.
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I would tell them to gtf of my bedroom
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They would tell me that I look exactly the same. They'd also tell me that my clothes have become vintage. #IfMyFriendsSawMeNow