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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow Which could happen, because I totally have friends. They are from Canada and you probably wouldn't know them.
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow it would mean they travelled quite a distance to see me... but they should have called first. �
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow They'd say "Yes, I would like fries with that"
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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They would tell me that I look exactly the same. They'd also tell me that my clothes have become vintage. #IfMyFriendsSawMeNow
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they would ask why I have clothes on while everybody else here is naked here
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd downplay my success so they wouldn't get jealous @RoesRage @HashtagRoundup @VeldLot @geoffreyclark33 @tlcprincess
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they'd ask me why I'm never on Facebook anymore and then I'd laugh hysterically and tell them to get out
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd pretend to care about their mundane lives https://t.co/TjQgSboTMw
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow on Twitter... I'd have a hell of a lot less friends.
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they'd say, "He's Big City now!"
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd be pissed. I put alot of work into avoiding them.
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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They would say 'Damn girl lose some weight!' #IfMyFriendsSawMeNow
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they'd say,'let me watch your children, you need a shower'
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#ifmyfriendssawmenow I'd have to kill them. Pauly said "No witnesses!". https://t.co/dBmZY3KCOx
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they would probably ask when I became such an animal lover. For the record, it was after I met my wife. https://t.co/JkX0zIlOzy
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@charlesjharper   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they'd be a little frightened..I haven't had coffee yet
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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It'd be pretty unremarkable until they met my wife, then it would be.... #IfMyFriendsSawMeNow https://t.co/9GYVu4AFwu
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they wouldn't be surprised one bit that I call myself TLC Princess #GiveYourselfARoyalTitle
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow They would know I have a drinking problem https://t.co/XTZb1FvTk7
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd return my Harry Potter invisibility cloak for a full refund
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow then I did a shitty job on my camouflage
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow They'd say "Yes, I would like fries with that"
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they would ask why I have clothes on while everybody else here is naked here
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd downplay my success so they wouldn't get jealous @RoesRage @HashtagRoundup @VeldLot @geoffreyclark33 @tlcprincess
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I would tell them to gtf of my bedroom
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd pretend to care about their mundane lives https://t.co/TjQgSboTMw
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow on Twitter... I'd have a hell of a lot less friends.
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow They'd be like pick up truck huh? Whoa
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Jan 2017
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they'd say, "He's Big City now!"
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