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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I'm thinking about marrying this old and rich man. It's true love, you know http://t.co/ITLIk3x0hQ
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause my Coke can buddy was attacked by these nasty cans from the rival Pepsi gang http://t.co/K33b8fp42C
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause my Coke can buddy was attacked by these nasty cans from the rival Pepsi gang http://t.co/K33b8fp42C
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause so far only a Doctor and a Priest have walked into this bar!
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause My Neighbors Should've Bought My Daughter's Damn Cookies... http://t.co/4ZkKTbKx1B
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I've been collecting "Do Not Remove" tags from mattresses for years.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause my Coke can buddy was attacked by these nasty cans from the rival Pepsi gang http://t.co/K33b8fp42C
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I murdered my husband for trying to have my sense of humor. http://t.co/NvGlWKoRzL
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I phoned for an ambulance to take me home from a nightclub cos I was too mean to pay for a taxi
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I declawed my cat and now he's upset that he can't play scratch off lottery tickets.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause apparently moving into a woman's basement and calling her my girlfriend without her consent is "illegal".
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause apparently streaking through the nursing home yelling caused some heart attacks.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause my current attorney is a little tied up at the moment... http://t.co/3L8LwBBkkP
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I kissed a girl (and I liked it), but apparently kissing sleeping girls on the bus you don't know is frowned upon
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause last time I appeared in "pro se" & I pissed off the judge so bad, he sentenced me 5 years for a jaywalking ticket.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause apparently you can't just get into bed with your crush http://t.co/rM1AD3Ajxf
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I have an excess of cash, and hiring a lawyer is faster than burning it!
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I phoned for an ambulance to take me home from a nightclub cos I was too mean to pay for a taxi
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause apparently moving into a woman's basement and calling her my girlfriend without her consent is "illegal".
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause @MuseWatson knows what I did last Summer!! :-0
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I didn't realize concealed carry doesn't apply to a bottle of Jack Daniels. http://t.co/EBmoG5wmlx
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I murdered my husband for trying to have my sense of humor. http://t.co/NvGlWKoRzL
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I have a feeling cops who've never heard of the 4th Amendment are going to "find" some "evidence" sooner or later.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I didn't realize concealed carry doesn't apply to a bottle of Jack Daniels. http://t.co/EBmoG5wmlx