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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I'm suing Freddie Mercury, he blatantly admitted he killed a man and no one has done anything about it
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@andyhashtagger   ·  20 Jun 2016
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@loragreeen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I forgot to feed my pet before work
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@loragreeen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause a priest and a doctor just followed me into this bar!
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@loragreeen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause The sign said nothing about No Pants. https://t.co/Gy50jJ5hTO
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@loragreeen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I raised the roof a little too high this weekend.
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@loragreeen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause being in a dm group involving the Chiefs wife, doesn't class as an alibi?
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@loragreeen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I watched new episode of #GameOfThrones in my dreams before the first night
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I didn't have relationships with that server https://t.co/0rcabhjyyq
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause they park their car on mine
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@andyhashtagger   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause i drank gasoline from the pump and there was no warning label.
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@loragreeen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I wanna sue Dove coz they said intense repair but I m still broken.
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause a YouTube celebrity that posed in a nudie mag stole my tweet and got 10 times the RTs!
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@andyhashtagger   ·  20 Jun 2016
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I can't decide what is worse; a deal with the devil or a deal with the home contractor.
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@loragreeen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I hate cops
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@andyhashtagger   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I can't decide what is worse; a deal with the devil or a deal with the home contractor.
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause I broke her leg during sex
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I read the YouTube comments section and it gave me cancer. I’m suing you, Google!
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@loragreeen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause having to work Mondays is slavery dammit. Slavery!
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@loragreeen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause they know what I did last summer.
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause she made that face when she saw my dick https://t.co/pH5wlTvVzv
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause I did and guess what? The pictures of Winnie the Pooh were motionless! https://t.co/dV48uy83GR
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I've got a new iPhone and need to agree to apple's terms & conditions
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause they park their car on mine
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause ; I left without my shoes �
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause McNulty and Freamon are relentless https://t.co/Z2qQVrVzhX
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I can't decide what is worse; a deal with the devil or a deal with the home contractor.
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@annieposhes   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause Big Bang Theory has no outstanding comedy win
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause Cops have NO sense of humor when they're ticketing someone and you yell "NEENER NEENER" out the window
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