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@amandavgreen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause Trump's haircut is better than mine
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@amandavgreen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause apparently the authorities have set up an entire TV channel dedicated to my ghastly shenanigans https://t.co/935VIOrWRG
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@amandavgreen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I am African American.
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@amandavgreen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause Apparently, making my fantasy baseball team at work can get me fired, but that was not in the employee handbook
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@amandavgreen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I don’t like tattoo of my daughter https://t.co/bgCOETzO23
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@jasper_fly   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause my parking place is always busy
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@amandavgreen   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause having to work Mondays is slavery dammit. Slavery!
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@holycrapchrix   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause I graduated from Trump University. Twice
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@bruciedublin   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause the FBI is after me, and I just clinched the nomination. Wait, is that Twitter? Damn, I thought I was sending an email
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause I stole WIFI
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@jasper_fly   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause My barber turned out to be Trump's ex-barber
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  20 Jun 2016
Trump is racist so why he didn't need a lawyer? #INeedALawyerBecause
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause my neighbours are too noisy while cutting grass on their backyard
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@bruciedublin   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause my wife wants a divorce and half of my house
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@charlesjharper   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause My doctor told me it was a colonoscopy
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I ate all https://t.co/vTMPVgY705
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause half of the people I know are in the law/justice business #ThatsWhatFriendsAreFor
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@kathiemrr   ·  20 Jun 2016
I'm bout to watch pirated movies online #INeedALawyerBecause
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause that man said me 'hi' and now I feel oppressed
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
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It's not really assisted suicide if my GF and I kill off her husband. #INeedALawyerBecause
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@fameonyoubitch   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause I'm going to rob a bank
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause being able to sue people and get rich quick is the American Dream.
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause everybody needs a lawyer
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I ate at whole foods in the last six months
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause Trump's haircut is better than mine
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause because I didn't have an exit strategy https://t.co/BOk2BYySq0
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause I finally found you. https://t.co/BDYpsc3mu6
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause having to work Mondays is slavery dammit. Slavery!
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@babyjannymeow   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I am D U M B, uhhh, dumb
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@brightandglory   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I am going to prove the dress is black and blue No kidding! https://t.co/PNNBhEb3YW
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