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135 tweets using #nooffencebut
#NoOffenceBut seeing you for the first time made me pro-choice. Now it's making me pro-gun
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#NoOffenceBut Darwin Award committee really ignores your talents
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#NoOffenceBut the DNC isn't a vast conspiracy out to destroy the world & kill your dog.
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#NoOffenceBut I think you're the guy who's writing jokes for Guantanamo staffers so they can torture people there
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#NoOffenceBut do they have some kind of anti-beauty pageant for folks like you? https://t.co/K2NQAlNsep
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#NoOffenceBut you contradict everything that science says about how a human brain operates
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#NoOffenceBut You shouldn't have left the house today. Actually you should never go outside. Ever
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#NoOffenceBut I thought you were a dude when I first met you. I'm still not sure what you are to be honest.
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#NoOffenceBut I hope you realize everyone's just putting up with you
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#NoOffenceBut I think when yo mama fixed your face for ya that last time I think she really messed up your brain
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#NoOffenceBut I think you parents are still suing that condom factory, aren't they?
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#NoOffenceBut your boyfriend reminds me of something I saw in an evolution museum. https://t.co/b0eFE4u7Gx
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#NoOffenceBut your kid is a huge cunt. If I were his age I'd definitely kick his ass.
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If someone begins their statement with "#NoOffenceBut...", trust me, you're gonna be more offended than Rose McGowan with the X-Men poster!
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#NoOffenceBut you would probably be happier if you weren't as mean to strangers
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#NoOffenceBut how do you not get scared every time you look in the mirror?
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#NoOffenceBut there are teens with iPhones who are younger than your cell phone.
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#NoOffenceBut you get offended by literally anything. Is there a possible way to make you happy?
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#NoOffenceBut Your point is like someone barfed in a bag and then called it an argument
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#NoOffenceBut did you fuck a clown? Your kid is seriously goofy looking.
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#NoOffenceBut did you fuck a clown? Your kid is seriously goofy looking.
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#NoOffenceBut that illogical drivel spewing from your pie-hole makes me want to ram my face against the pointy end of a railroad spike.
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#NoOffenceBut Fascinating stories you come up with should be published for people who suffer from insomnia
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#NoOffenceBut you should have a warning sign on you that would read "Caution. Extremely shitty content"
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