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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon Any particular reason why that person I the snail costume is leaving a trail.......
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon If I stop to play a hashtag game, I'll fall way behind
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon The women will not show you their tits no matter how many beads you throw at them https://t.co/qXlDTViyya
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon I should of worn underwear. - Or at the very least not short shorts. :(
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Hey! Hey! Look at me! I'm running the Maratho(BONK!) #ObservationsAtTheMarathon https://t.co/p812VIXo0N
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon why has it taken me 4 hours to watch someone do the marathon in 2 hours 32 minutes....
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'@monday_mayhem @robyndwoskin At this point, the commentator said "And The Numbers appear to be slipping..." #ObservationsAtTheMarathon'
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Your years of preparation have led to this moment! *dusts cheetos from rotund stomach and turns on the marathon* #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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"Stop putting banana peels everywhere! This is a marathon, not Mario Kart!" #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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I hope I don't forget to write down the times so I can calculate my average velocity. #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon We're staying in bed ~ And having marathon sex instead. ??
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You're going to get tired running, that's why I'm walking. #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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⒍ #ObservationsAtTheMarathon ⒎ The DAMN ⒏ Resilience of the Resistance ⒐ Slide On Me ⒑ Donald Trump Is Unintelligible 2017/4/24 07:14 CDT
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon The runners look thirsty Hide your girlfriends
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Wow, most of these participants are moving faster than the old lady driving the Prius in front of me this A.M. #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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What is the deal with these bibs? Are we going to be eating lobster later? #ObservationsAtTheMarathon https://t.co/7Jvfh2OL3r
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Sushi at the carb load party seemed like a good idea at the time. #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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Bet I could sell Vaseline jars for like $900 each #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon Watching all those people run by makes me want another beer.
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon This is boring; when do they release the bulls?
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