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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon All of you feel free to tackle my ass if I ever decide to run a marathon.
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon I should of worn underwear. - Or at the very least not short shorts. :(
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon A lot of middle class and desperate celebrities
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'@monday_mayhem @robyndwoskin At this point, the commentator said "And The Numbers appear to be slipping..." #ObservationsAtTheMarathon'
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Wow, most of these participants are moving faster than the old lady driving the Prius in front of me this A.M. #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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I think I prefer the Law and Order Marathons on TBS. Less moving involved #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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Sushi at the carb load party seemed like a good idea at the time. #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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Your years of preparation have led to this moment! *dusts cheetos from rotund stomach and turns on the marathon* #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon The runners look thirsty Hide your girlfriends
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon Why are we running? We know a Kenyan guy is gonna win.
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after my #ObservationsAtTheMarathon candy bar plant I can honestly say you don't want to eat that stuff. https://t.co/RjojukUUkg
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Run the marathon, they said. It'll be fun, they said. #ObservationsAtTheMarathon https://t.co/KRNxwuLbst
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I hope I don't forget to write down the times so I can calculate my average velocity. #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon runners lustily looking at the donut shops they're passing.
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon Wearing an adult diaper was a good plan. Next time just do Number 1 ??
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon This is boring; when do they release the bulls?
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon Watching all those people run by makes me want another beer.
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon I really wish the water bottles had vodka in them...
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You're going to get tired running, that's why I'm walking. #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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Guys I can't respond to these tweets, I'm too busy running! #observationsatthemarathon
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon who thought it was a good idea to have tacos and patron for breakfast? Oh, that was me
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⒍ #ObservationsAtTheMarathon ⒎ The DAMN ⒏ Resilience of the Resistance ⒐ Slide On Me ⒑ Donald Trump Is Unintelligible 2017/4/24 07:14 CDT
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