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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving remember, the kinife is for turkey ans food only!
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Be the last to arrive and the first to leave #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Turn on the oven before put inside the Turkey #SurvivalGuideToThanksGiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving use a mantra. Mine is "Once a year. Once a year. Once a year"
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Act like you've got amnesia so you won't have all those awkward conversation with your high school friends
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Remember you love your family and remember you love your family #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving become a monk. But only for a day. And pack-just in case. https://t.co/4IEFAggDcY
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Don't make eye contact with your mother-in-law. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Make sure you buy a pair of pants that's two size bigger than what you usually wear. ..For the day after. https://t.co/aOE5FGUkQk
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A valium salt lick Led Zeppelin 4 and a baseball bat #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Call first dibs for the couch in front of the tv #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Gather your family around the deep fryer & toss the turkey in completely frozen. Welcome, last man standing #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving eat, pray to the gods that 2016 is almost over, sleep
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't go to grocery stores on Thursday morning
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving if situation goes down the hill, go grab your invisibility cloak and vanish
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Beyond 2016: Moving America Forward https://t.co/KU8GqU4Q4A #Election2016 #TrumpTransition #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving eat some tacos! put all your food in a taco shell , trust me its good
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving No family football with cousins. Trust me on this
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Have you expeirienced any Thanksgiving Injuries? #survivalguidetothanksgiving (631)955-0943 #LOL #Funnyfails #EverythingThatRocks #TurkeyDay
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